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R. Kelly - Trapped In The Closet: Chapter 13 Preview

In his divine providence, bless his heart, R. Kelly is treating us to another series of installments (Chapters 13-22) from the best serialized hip-hopera thine eyes have ever seen. Yes that means more from cheating Bridget and her paramour, the midget (“that shitted on [him]self”), the spatula waving neighbor, the homosexual deacon, and the other sordid figments of Kelly’s overactive, sexed-up imagination. As a gift to you, the closet Closet fans, he’s put together this little preview of Chapter 13. But this is R. Sylvester Kelly, so it ain’t a recap without sung dialogue and a fat booty beat. Oh, shit.

(via Jason’s shared items in Google Reader)